Everyone has bad writing days. The blank screen blinds you with its whiteness. The keys on the keyboard remain silent, waiting for fingers to kidnap errant stories out of thin air and pound them into submission. Though filled to the brim with ink, the pen fails to scratch the page. The muse takes a long vacation.
But sometimes, one makes an effort to purposely write poorly. And the results can be hilarious. Enjoy:
(h/t Patrick Rothfuss)
