“‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas’ is the most demanding song ever. It starts off all nice and a second later you have an angry mob at your door scream-singing, ‘Now bring us some figgy pudding and bring it RIGHT HERE. WE WON’T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME SO BRING IT RIGHT HERE.’ Also they’re rhyming ‘here’ with ‘here.’ That’s just sloppy. I’m not rewarding unrequested lazy singers with their aggressive pudding demands.” —Jenny Lawson
